How did the Dogs of Twitter celebrate April Fool’s Day?
At Dog O’Day, we like holidays, because they’re fun. That includes April Fool’s Day.
Thanksgiving. Canadian Thanksgiving, Halloween, Christmas, New Year’s, Puppy Bowl Sunday, even Valentine’s Day isn’t always so awful. Basically anything that isn’t the Fourth of July.
(Speaking of April Fool’s Day, did you fall for our prank about an Air Bud reboot starring LeBron James?)
Lots of Dogs of Twitter got into the fun to make the canine side of the Twitterverse a little more entertaining, though in some cases there was cause for the Head Tilt of Confusion.
Doug the Pug announced that he’s going to give up his career as a social media personality and focus on developing a line of canine cosmetics, specifically mutt makeup. (This almost sounds plausible. Ridiculous, certainly, but it feels like someone would try it in real life.)
I, Doug The Pug, have decided to follow my passions and become a full-time beauty YouTuber. Pre-Orders for my new palette FOOD COMA coming soon 🍕🍟 pic.twitter.com/x21P58bTOX
— Doug The Pug (@itsdougthepug) April 1, 2019
The folks at the US Open, one of the four Grand Slam tournaments of pro tennis, pitched an amazing idea of ball dogs.
BREAKING: The US Open to add puppies to the ballperson team at the 2019 tournament for the first time.
— US Open Tennis (@usopen) April 1, 2019
All breeds welcome. pic.twitter.com/Yu5ySEhriF
This honestly makes a lot of sense, because tennis is one of dogdom’s favorite human sports to play, since there’s an awful lot of balls to fetch, and that’s not only super fun, but it’s also useful, which means they are 15/10 Very Good Dogs. (Also, tennis is Wesley’s second-favorite sport to play after volleyball.) For more tennis news, see our sister site Lob and Smash.
Something was a little off with the I’ve Pet That Dog and WeRateDogs pages, as I’ve Pet That Dog started petting cats (but we love them, we have a staff cat) and WeRateDogs started rating invisible giraffes.
I pet Margot. She is 1 and lives at Taylor Veterinary Hospital. Margot was rescued as a stray. She doesn’t like other cats, but she loves Great Danes. She would rather play than cuddle. Margot steals the stirrers from the office coffee station. She goes crazy for paper clips. pic.twitter.com/CM6Nmj59Ll
— I’ve Pet That Dog (@IvePetThatDog) April 1, 2019
Very funny April Fools’ joke guys, but seriously please stop sending in pics without dogs in them. We only rate dogs. Thank you... 13/10 pic.twitter.com/x0FQHJh7uy
— WeRateDogs (@dog_rates) April 1, 2019
Starbucks went all out with their Pupbucks concept, which was unfortunately not real. This could actually work, though – drink sizes would be Lapdog, Beagle and Mastiff, and espressozooms would be Teacup sized.
We're so excited to announce our newest concept stores: Starbucks for your best fur-iend. #Pupbucks pic.twitter.com/xgAEn0Dxss
— Starbucks (@Starbucks) April 1, 2019
The soundtrack would play hits by artists as wide-ranging as Barking for Soup, Brad Pawsley, Carrie Underwoof, Corgi B, Dogtry, Howl City, New Hound Glory and Relient K-9.
Our pal Rookie, the batdog for the Trenton Thunder, was nearly called up to the big leagues, which would have been incredible.
The Road to the Majors wags its tail through Trenton!@Yankees announce @BatdogRookie will retrieve bats on non-Thunder gamedays pic.twitter.com/SHSyficH8D
— Trenton Thunder⚡ (@TrentonThunder) April 1, 2019
Unfortunately, this was a joke. He deserves it, though.
Petco announced that they would be hosting 101 Dalmatians-style pet weddings, effective almost immediately.
First comes love, then comes marriage! 👰🏼 Pet wedding services available soon at Petco: https://t.co/weHEZFj7aB #FureverWeddings pic.twitter.com/g74dZANJFM
— Petco (@Petco) April 1, 2019
This would be really cute, honestly.
What was your favorite April Fool’s Day prank you saw this year? Let us know on the Dog O’Day Facebook or Twitter pages.