The mystery of the White House dog poop scandal has been solved

It’s official – the Mystery of the White House dog poop has been solved. And one of our First Dogs has come forward with an answer. (Was there a thorough investigation? Did a CSI team test the poop? We may never know!)

After much speculation and finger pointing, it seems that one of our Biden pups has put up their paws and admitted that they were the one responsible for the mess found on a red carpet in the “hallway outside the Diplomatic Reception Room.” And while many people were blaming Major Biden for the accident, it seems that he is innocent.

According to a post shared to The Oval Pawffice Instagram account on April 10, it seems that the culprit is actually Champ! In fact, Champ says that Major is “innocent and he’s a furry good pupper.”

Considering how much people have been dumping on Major for even a single paw out of line, is it any wonder that Champ is stepping up to take the blame for this mess? Whether or not he made the mess in the White House, it is clear that he is tired of his brother being portrayed in a bad light.

The case of the White House dog poop has been resolved

We love supportive brothers, especially on National Siblings Day (which was April 10!), and Champ is clearly in Major’s corner.

Hopefully by admitting that he is the one that left a bit of a mess in the White House, all the naysayers will back off and leave poor Major alone. After all, these are very good boys who just want to enjoy their time with their parents. And if that means running around the grounds of the White House and maybe being cute in the process, then we are here for it.

We are hopeful that now that this poop scandal is behind them, Champ and Major can do the important work – take naps, eat treats, and raise awareness for other animals in need.

There is nothing left to see here. Now it is time to move on and find something else to obsess over.